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Home » News » Mail columnist’s kidney theft claim has left people p**sing themselves

Mail columnist’s kidney theft claim has left people p**sing themselves

She also threatens to sue anyone who suggests information about a relationship with Boris Johnson.

Joe Mellor by Joe Mellor
July 19, 2023
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A Mail and Spectator columnist made some claims about kidney theft in Turkey and it has been lampooned.

Petronella Wyatt wrote: “I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anesthetic. The deals luring Brits to Istanbul for cosmetic surgery.”

I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were literally stolen while the women were under anesthetic.
The deals luring Brits to Istanbul for cosmetic surgery https://t.co/Rxg5NbKZaJ via @MailOnline

— Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) July 17, 2023

She then said: “I meant minus one kidney each.”

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I meant minus one kidney each.

— Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) July 17, 2023

Kidney theft

She then added: “I don’t pretend to have medical knowledge and I often make a fool of myself. But the story is true. It came from a senior nurse who works in the hospital.”

I don’t pretend to have medical knowledge and I often make a fool of myself. But the story is true. It came from a senior nurse who works in the hospital.

— Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) July 17, 2023

Also before we get to the comments, she has a warning, when she tweeted: “Anyone who suggests I had a relationship with Boris Johnson when his wife had cancer will be subjection to a defamation suit. Jeremy Vine has just won one against a Twitter user who made a false allegation against him. The user is now short of £1 K.”

Anyone who suggests I had a relationship with Boris Johnson when his wife had cancer will be subjection to a defamation suit. Jeremy Vine has just won one against a Twitter user who made a false allegation against him. The user is now short of £1 K.

— Petronella Wyatt (@PetronellaWyatt) July 17, 2023

Boris Johnson

There are 17 candidates vying to replace the former prime minister as the MP for Uxbridge and South Ruislip – from those representing the main parties, to well-known outsiders like Laurence Fox and Piers Corbyn.

The by-election will take place on Thursday – when two more contests will also be held in what could shape up to be a miserable day for Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.

Also a cross-party committee of senior peers has criticised former PM Boris Johnson for bringing the honours system into question.

In a report published earlier this week, the six-member panel, including two former Conservative ministers, noted with disapproval Johnson’s attempts to fill the Lords with his supporters.

Reactions

1.

‘Have you got Two Kidneys by Petronella Wyatt? It’ll be under Fiction…’ pic.twitter.com/2rkXkmurJe

— selihdivad (@wotsits4lyf) July 17, 2023

2.

I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys. Their organs were stolen and replaced with much smaller women without kidneys, who themselves had even tinier kidney-less women where their organs should have been!

— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) July 17, 2023


3.

Petronella is not having a good day, again!!!
I don't think Maths is her subject!! Bless 😂 https://t.co/KDMMeGlYiF

— Carol Vorderman (@carolvorders) July 17, 2023

4.

I’m glad someone is speaking about this. I went to Turkey for simple cataract surgery and returned with four kidneys, two external. Have to buy trousers two sizes too big now.

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) July 17, 2023

5.

I’ve seeing people coming back with no heads 🙃

— Hugh Janus 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 (@Hugh_Janus888) July 17, 2023

6.

‘Don’t call us, we’ll call you,’ said the producers of Would I Lie to You? pic.twitter.com/cPZayMqt3n

— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@TobyonTV) July 17, 2023

7.

My mother was a senior hospital nurse until recently. She told me about a young girl who had been delivering her grandmother’s shopping when she was eaten by a wolf.

— Johnny Morris NB White Rose (@JohnnyM05000440) July 17, 2023

8.

Just back from holiday in Turkey.
What a great time I had, the weather was amazing, food delicious & the people were so nice.
Oh by the way, does anybody want to buy a kidney?
I've got 4 going cheap

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) July 17, 2023

9.

You could piss yourself at all these kidney jokes tonight but not if you’re on the return flight from Marmaris.

— Binderdunnit (@njpc1888) July 17, 2023

10.

Pet.
I know a woman who visited a nail bar in Cromer, Norfolk and she came back missing her teeth and her bonus hole.
This sort of thing is not only rife in Turkey but has reached epidemic proportions in East Anglia.
Go to Great Yarmouth & you can purchase used tonsils for 68p.😞

— Sir Michael Take CBE (@MichaelTakeMP) July 17, 2023

11.

I know of two British women in a well known London hospital who came back from Turkey with no kidneys, no lungs, someone else’s legs and a tub of cottage cheese where their heads should be x

— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) July 17, 2023

12.

https://t.co/lXXfb40OmJ pic.twitter.com/qUDa3LlbvA

— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) July 17, 2023

13.

That’s nothing…

I know of one British woman with no brain.

— Marina Purkiss (@MarinaPurkiss) July 17, 2023

14.

My best friend went to Turkey and all she brought me was this lousy kidney.

— Joanne Harris (@Joannechocolat) July 17, 2023

15.

I know of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, but you don’t see me chatting bollocks about it on here.

— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) July 17, 2023

16.

And are these kidneyless women in the room with us now, Petronella? https://t.co/JsG5icbsav

— Tara: Demon to some Angel to others 🏳️‍🌈🇮🇸🇮🇪 (@TheBluestStar) July 17, 2023

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Joe Mellor

Joe Mellor

Owner of Spotted News and former Head of News for The London Economic.

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