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Home » News » Brexiter Tory solves water crisis – but suffers major splash back on-line

Brexiter Tory solves water crisis – but suffers major splash back on-line

"Why don’t we catch sunshine in a bucket and stick it in the sky when the weather’s a bit horrid," said one person in response.

Scott M by Scott M
March 17, 2023
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John Redwood, for it is he, was on Twitter again spouting off nonsense.

At a rough, back of a fag packet calculation, this is ‘Oh dear John #5645’

The Brexiter, who once ran to lead the party, has waded into the UK water system issues.

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He tweeted: “Instead of forecasting a water shortage the water regulators and industry should collect and store more of the rain we are getting. Rivers are very full at the moment.”

Instead of forecasting a water shortage the water regulators and industry should collect and store more of the rain we are getting. Rivers are very full at the moment.

— John Redwood (@johnredwood) March 16, 2023

Despite heavy rainfall in January, some reservoirs in south west (Colliford and Roadford) and east (Hanningfield, Abberton and Grafham) England have retained stubbornly low water stores.

Only four of the 14 regions monitored by the Environment Agency in England are now considered to have a normal level of water resources, while two regions – East Anglia and Devon, and Cornwall and the Isles of Scilly – still remain in drought status, reports ITV.

The National Drought Group (NDG) has warned that Britain may need further hosepipe bans and restrictions on water.

The NDG said: ‘Members are planning for the worst case scenario of another hot, dry summer and are managing water resources to reduce the risk of drought measures being required.’

The water shortage is likely to impact on the availability of vegetables – as two key agricultural regions in the UK are still in drought – East Anglia and Devon.

Reactions

1.

Boom…

You're right. Our rivers are full of human excrement, much like your tweet.

— Stormzy💙 (@Nurseborisbash) March 16, 2023

2.

I….I….I….no, I just can’t deal with this tweet. Genuinely thought it must be the parody account. It’s humiliating to have people like you in power.

— Buck Frexit! 🇪🇺🇺🇦🌎🐟FBPE #GTTO #PR (@Beany_1) March 16, 2023

3.

there is no one i envy more than this guy. just vibing, completely unencumbered by anything resembling a complex thought. https://t.co/blO0NBSoyc

— Hubert Mayr (@HubsMayr) March 17, 2023

4.

Full of shit, much like you @johnredwood wow, just asking for that 💩 https://t.co/K5QbkOSu9h

— Battlebarbie💙 (@Battlebarbie2) March 16, 2023

5.

And where shall we store this water?

Have you any concept of the time required to study, design, get planning and actually construct reservoirs? Then there’s the new infrastructure required to support them, connect and integrate into existing water networks?

Stick to History:

— Richard Flame #FBPE #FBPPR 💙 (@flameit) March 16, 2023

6.

Surely, surely this is just a genius parody account that somehow got verified. Surely. https://t.co/KQKThJfVg7

— James Ball (@jamesrbuk) March 16, 2023

7.

This would be a fine answer to a Year 4 question on water systems. John (age 71) has done jolly well. https://t.co/CDjcK4ikhC

— Prof Paul Bernal (@PaulbernalUK) March 16, 2023

8.

we now go live to @vizcomic's Letterbocks https://t.co/w3C7OGc6aG

— Alan White (@aljwhite) March 16, 2023

9.

Why don’t we catch sunshine in a bucket and stick it in the sky when the weather’s a bit horrid. https://t.co/kriwB5HNgs

— Matt Owen (@MJowen174) March 16, 2023

10.

If only the party in power had told water companies to built reservoirs to be able to store all that water… https://t.co/NPGG61fyWs

— Nicolas Chinardet (@zefrog) March 16, 2023

11.

No water shortage for Rishi Sunak's private swimming pool. https://t.co/bNLraQIpRy

— JmRoyle #YNWA #BLM #GTTO #LFC (@MyArrse) March 16, 2023

12.

Coming up tomorrow "Why are fun sized chocolate bars smaller not bigger than normal sized ones?" Or "Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?" https://t.co/9c1ikw41lo

— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) March 16, 2023

13.

Or indeed this…

Theyre as full of shit as John Redwood. https://t.co/7CZV2yUEXp

— Brenda Gough 🌱🤝 (@BelfastBre) March 16, 2023

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